By Guest Blogger Uncle J Rod, the ballsiest blogger in the milky way
- Thou shalt not use reason, you are not a journalist, you are a blogger, be as unreasonable as you need to be.
- Respect thy domestic competition, but do not make love to it.
- Thou shalt always be willing to fall in love with a cricketer, no matter what his ethnicity is, or how much he kills your country, conversely feel free to hate cricketers from your own country.
- All blogs were created equal, but then page rankings took over, so link up fool.
- Idolize your favourite cricketer, not like they are God, but like they are way cooler than God.
- On the seventh day, take the piss, even a serious cricket blog needs a day when you just sit back and take the piss.
- Thou shall look outside the big three, reach beyond India, England and Australia, you will find things happen in other countries as well.
- Feel free to bag the ICC at all times, will never lose you fans my son.
- Do not use carven images, use Google images of sexy cricket shots.
- And remember, if you can’t say anything nice, say something with such vitriol that people are afraid to meet you in real life
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