You remember him, right?
He was supposed to be the saviour of the English cricket team and then he screwed over the poor West Indies pretty badly. I mean, how callous do you have to be to screw over the West Indies?
It seems Allen Stanford has gone from fondling WAGs here:
…to having his ass kicked in prison, here (picture from the Daily Mail):
By no means do I condone violence of any kind (surprising, I know) but it seems the higher the rise, the harder they fall, innit?
Poor Stanford, according to reports all the bloke was doing was having a little chat on the phone, it doesn’t say with whom so we are going to presume it was a phone sex line which will explain why his room mates (inmates?) didn’t dig it.
Alternatively, he could have been discussing how to get his grubby little paws on all the money he stole form the Caribbean fellas. We suspect that he wasn’t talking on the phone at all, he was probably telling inmates how he was planning on following their WAGs when he gets out of prison. We all know that girls absolutely adore convicts, right?
Whatever he was talking about, his fellow prisoners obviously weren’t digging it so they did what you do in a situation where you don’t like somebody speaking on the phone: you beat the crap out of them.

