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bloggers are like IPL franchise players

May 3, 2011

we move around, we change our minds, we wear hideous outfits and sometimes, we even change blogs. I’d been thinking about this for a while and, after consulting with a few people (thank you, by the way, you know who you are). I thought it’d be best to go back to doing my own thing, [...]

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BCCI discover living dinosaur species

April 28, 2011

Archeologists in India were stunned on Wednesday when the BCCI discovered the first living Dinosaur species. The species is believed to have originated in Zimbabwe and is of nomadic nature. Early tests show that it has travelled all over the world. Early experiments on the species shows that it is very sensitive to bright and [...]

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8 things not to say to somebody after their team lost

March 28, 2011

Don’t tell me how to feel. Let me hold myself while listening to Barry White, please don’t come with your ‘comforting’ suggestions. You’re only comforting me into thinking it would be okay to kick your head in.

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when days are dark, fans are few

March 27, 2011

A few weeks ago @SuckTheMarrow wrote a scathing piece about his dislike of the Proteas. You can’t blame him, really. After a frustrating performance against England, you started to get the feeling that we were in for more of the same this World Cup. A nervy win over India and the crushing of Bangladesh then [...]

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A South African and an Australian….

March 26, 2011

….walk into the airport. They’re both cricketers. Neither of them are winning. Nothing. It’s pointless to lie about it. It’s is pointless to paint pretty pictures about how it’s just sport and it means nothing and life goes on. There is not enough sugar in the whole entire universe to coat this shit. If you’ve [...]

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Friday’s Fine Leg: Michael Clarke

March 25, 2011

It’s been a long time coming. Michael Clarke would be all over this blog if I didn’t share this space with other people. In fact, this blog would be JUST ABOUT Michael Clarke if I didn’t share this space with other people. I know he’s not the smartest, but he doesn’t need to talk.  We [...]

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blurring the line between banter and being a tawt, all hail R Ponting!

March 25, 2011

Let it be known that I am no fan of Ricky Ponting. I’ve disliked him since I first saw those beady little eyes that squint like nervous asshole when he is upset.  I don’t think even Aussies like Ricky. He’s a difficult man to like. He’s arrogant. Australian. Odd looking and tremendously fucking successful. If [...]

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Here lies West Indies cricket

March 24, 2011

Here lies West Indies cricket They played Calypso Collapso one too many times. And took for granted the classic cover drive. Slog sweeps were all they knew But with such brash arrogance, they’d never make it through Now not even the IPL will want them. with thanks to @mrsmithmachine

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I am Yuvi, hear me Roar.

March 21, 2011

In the animal kingdom, big boy animals sometimes have a roar off. They just stand there at roar at each other. Roar, roar, roar until one decides the other one has roared the loudest and the most and he gives way. Yuvraj Singh had a roar off on Sunday…. …with the entire West Indies team. [...]

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the proteas are just like ed gein

March 15, 2011

I have an unhealthy fascination with serial killers. So much so that, if you are reading this, I’ve probably fantasized about killing you. Okay, probably not all of you, but maybe some of you. Cricket and being a serial killer is actually quite similar. No, really. It is.  Serial killer is defined as a person [...]

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