13
2010
Daniel Vettori named official captain
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With Michael Clarke being stripped of the captaincy gig and the Cute XI left in disarray, the latest Hottie Elect – Daniel Vettori was more than welcome to step up to the plate.
Paddlesweep came under fire recently for selecting Daniel Luca Vettori as its new captain but there are more than enough reasons why this is the man for the job. Vettori is the cool and calm kind. I don’t think I have ever seen him angry other than that time in England when the Predator (Ryan Sidebottom) collided with the South African (Grant Elliot). He likes to promote himself up the order and then deliver the goods.
It was surprising when he put himself up to number six that the New Zealanders weren’t actually told to throw their wickets just so that he can prove that he made the correct decision. Vetori is also part of one of the very elite cricket clubs, he has over 300 wickets and over 3000 runs, that’s apparently pretty cool.
The geeky look is pretty hot. Somebody on the old blog once got lead to a smilar post to this one because they wanted to know what kind or brand of glasses he wears. I didn’t know then and haven’t bothered to find out. All that matters is that he looks damn fine in them. And the scruffy beard well, that just says “I’m a little naughty but only when I use my computer game time to look at some porn.”
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Oh hell yes. Dan the man is a fox when he gets the look right (ie – right length of beard and hair in relation to each other) but even when he gets it totally wrong (clean shaven, buzz-cut, overlong facial hair) he’s still really smoking.
A worthy choice, indeed.
reina´s last blog ..Oooh. Burn.
[...] 13/02/2010 Pop Quiz, Hotshot Posted by reina under New Zealand, Random | Tags: Daniel Vettori, sexiness | Leave a Comment As a placeholder to satiate any readers that might be wondering why I haven’t posted anything in the last few days (ha! as if!), I present a multiple-choice caption contest, inspired by Ms. Print’s post on Daniel Vettori’s latest captaincy appointment. [...]
Everything true except last line
And add that, he called back Collingwood that day… he was so out! But Dan the man is just too good for everyone, we wanted a revenge though…
He is not at all naughty
Wouldn’t it be nice if he were just a liiiiiiiittle bit naughty? :p
Nah no way, then he wont be that respected
For gals that love gentleman, he is best