…I’m just so upset about Twatajhan doing well.
Today was an emotional day full of commentary clichés.
South Africa proved that, on any given day, anybody can take 10 wickets.
Harbajhan Singh proved that I cannot possible despise any other player more than I despise him.
There’s a demon in the Kingsmead pitch. South Africa haven’t won there since January 2008. Some say it’s the tides, some say it’s the evil spirit a tokoloshe which haunts the batsmen with such vigour that they forget everything they learnt in the nets, practice and first Test.
It is believed that the tokoloshe has an exceptionally large penis. So large that he needs to carry it over his shoulder and to get rid of him, you have to rub the ash of dead tokoloshes on your skin. Apparently when the tokoloshe then touches you, it paralyzes him which enables the witchdoctors to put him in a bottle, or a cage, or whatever they keep tokoloshes in.
Does anybody have tokoloshe ashes?
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I’ll be surprised, though, if SA fail twice against Bhajji-leak…
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Ok…i’m surprised now!
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