Kevin Pietersen is currently in South Africa honing his skills and getting some ‘crease time’ ahead of the Ashes.
This is, of course, assuming he even gets to go to Australia. At the current rate he won’t even get to play county cricket. On a lovely day in Durban, the pompous ass trotted out to play for the Dolphins, the same team he couldn’t crack the nod for more than a decade ago.
Confident, as usual, KP started off looking solid (actually, I have no idea how he looked, this series is not screened on tele). I’m assume he was looking confident with a hint of stuff you, you shouldn’t have let me go in his step.
Then it happend. The thing we all expected. KP went out to a slow left armer. Some dude who bowls part-time and who has Smut in his surname. KP only scored 36. Looks like it’s going well for him and we just can’t understand why KP was never chosen by the Dolphins.
Now that KP has to spend all day in the changing room he has, however, found something else to complain about (you can’t make this stuff up). KP Tweeted (bless, I am still blocked but people to like to Retweet this kinda stuff)
@kevinpp24 Do DJ’s on 5FM know that we wanna just listen to music? Play music and stop loving your own voice please!!
I told you, you just can’t make this stuff. KP, we don’t play music on our talk radio stations. Honestly, we bet you just want to moan about stuff, next thing we know you will moan about the pitches, the tides, the snakes and, of course, the dangerous machete gangs who cut off your shoelaces which resulted in you not scoring any runs and missing out an Ashes berth.
Go home dude, please. If you wanted to come here to stick it to us, at least score some runs….or learn to play spin.
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Oh come on, will you just get over him already?
Arno´s last [type] ..Hats off to Kevin Pietersen for his Q&A on Twitter