Langer loves flip flops

by Ankit on July 26, 2009

in Uncategorized

I am not talking about them slippers here. Maybe he loves them too, but I do not give a fuck about that. Justin Langer remarked yesterday that he would play in the third test if Australia needed him. Today, he refutes those charges! Tomorrow he will come to the ground in his whites. The next day in denim.

 

I think the current Aussie squad is highly underrated. People are crying all over that the legends of Christmas past be brought back into the fold. Ricky Ponting has stopped commenting on everything these days, fearing that he would be surely labeled as the clone of George Bush. It should be noted here that Bush atleast has an IQ of 110.

 

Meanwhile, in totally unrelated news, Shane Warne lost a lot in a poker game, and Mitchell Johnson blamed his mom for his poor form in the Lords test. According to Midge, Mom does not like his chick, and he doesn’t like his mom for that. Hence, he cannot concentrate on the bowling. What I don’t understand is how can the mom effect lead him to change to a round arm useless action. Maybe it is his chick who told him to. He is indeed messed up.

 

In more Aussie news, Saurav Ganguly might lead the Kolkata Knightriders in IPL 2010. My sources have not confirmed this, but it could be on. Baz it seems is unavailable, and Buchanan has already been fired.

More later…keep paddlesweeping

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Ottayan July 26, 2009 at 8:10 am

I wonder whether these announcements and denials reflect the state of Aussie cricket.

Are they in a denial mode?

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Ankit Mishra July 26, 2009 at 2:29 pm

they dont have a clue whats going. Its stupid times for Australian Cricket

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