….the Cute XI Test squad.
It’s been so long since I worked on my Cute XI – the last time I worked on this I still thought Graeme Swann was a sexy cricketer. Not that he isn’t – there are just better options.
Anyway. Luke Wright features possibly for no other reason than me having seen him without his shirt on when England toured here and when he walked past me, I could see his stomach muscles underneath his shirt as he walked elgantly, like a gazelle sweep majestically through the fields while a lion chases – only to be outwitted by the animal’s agility.
He has a tremendously hot body – and a cute and very naughty smile. The bed-head blond hair doesn’t do too badly either. Luke Wright still has a lot to do in his cricket career but as long as he keeps looking this hot while he fights English imports for a place in the side – I don’t care.
The thing that is really starting to bother me about this Cute XI is that I do not like blondes, yet they feature on the list numerous times. I am also supposed to hate the English, but I just can’t resist Luke Wright. If Jrod can have Ian Bell oiled up and naked in a cage practising his cover drive then I can have Luke Wright naked in my bed practising his….erm…..well. I mean, then I’ll just watch Luke Wright in the nets (without his shirt) practising his stroke play for hours on end. He can bat at number seven in my cricket cute XI and bowl occasionally. Luke Wright won’t do a whole lot of cricketing the in the Cute Xi…
Hottie!