Michael Clarke stripped of captaincy…

by mspr1nt on February 3, 2010

in Australia, General Sweeps, New Zealand

….of the Cute XI.

The cricketing world was shocked on Wednesday morning when the news broke that Michael Clarke had been sacked as captain of the Cute XI.

The news came following poor grammar usage on the popular social networking site Twitter where Pup used the term “would of” instead of “would have”. It is believed that his poor grammar has been caused by the Bingle effect. Something which has plagued many sportsmen in recent years.

Owner of the Cute XI Ms. Pr1nt remained rather hushed about proceedings.

“It’s a sad thing to do, and he’ll obviously still be in the team but I just can’t keep him on as the captain,” Pr1nt said in an official interview with Paddlesweep.net.

“Poor grammar is really not acceptable – especially silly mistakes like the of instead of have,” Pr1nt added.

It was revealed that Daniel Vettori will replace him but no further details have been made available yet.

Ps. To regular reader Tifosiguy – I am not ignoring you. I am just pretending that Sunday did not happen.

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Mock Wah February 3, 2010 at 7:43 pm

Dan cute??? in the same line with no negativity at all.. Thats completely negative. I can see where this is going.. OMG! some cute xi this is turning out to be…
.-= Mock Wah´s last blog ..DLF IPL 3.0 – In bed with Gauti =-.

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mspr1nt February 3, 2010 at 7:46 pm

Aww :( he has that geeky look that I so love in boys. He is old but still looks so innocent and I just want to totally corrupt him.

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Purna February 4, 2010 at 1:52 am

I’m surprised you didn’t strip him off the captaincy when he started following Paris Hilton.

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Lou February 4, 2010 at 2:35 am

You, you, you…. how dare you get my hopes up with that headline??????!!!!

Waaaaaaah, I want Cam White as the Big Cheese of the 20/20 team. S’not fair…..

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kumar rishikesh March 28, 2010 at 10:33 pm

daniel vitory is a marvelas bowler and also a godd captain and i think he is also gud frm nature

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Vini July 25, 2010 at 8:37 pm

Oh yes, Dan should be captain of Cute 11, and no Tim? No Rossco?

And they dont have Broady too, weird :P

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mspr1nt July 29, 2010 at 6:17 pm

They are coming, don’t worry….I’ve been slacking with the cute XI!

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Vini July 29, 2010 at 8:14 pm

I want Rossco there :p

And Southee too!

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