Overheard in Pakistani dressing room….

…this is politically incorrect and very offensive.

Yousurf (stroking his beard, looking bemused): Shahid, why did you do what you did earlier?

Afready (eating an apple): What are you talking about Yousurf?

Yousurf(now starting to tug on his beard and get annoyed): The ball. You know we don’t make things like that obvious.

Afready (chewing the apple chunk he bit off): But we were so crap in the first innings. I had to do something.

Yousurf (getting increasingly annoyed and now walking in circles while stroking his beard): No, Shahid. You do not do that. We always keep it hidden so we can claim we don’t know what we are talking about.

Afready (taking another bite of the apple): Oh you mean the biting of the ball.

Yousurf (puts his head in his hands): Yes, Shahid.

Afready (smiling): I just wanted to know p$$k tastes like.

Yousurf (going funny colours): What are you going to tell the press?

Afready: That I am ashamed, of course. We are not allowed to eat p$$k.

****Disclaimer**** Paddle Sweep is aware of how far fetched this conversation is and that it is politically incorrect. This is also so far from the truth it couldn’t be anymore false. Please note the mis-spelling of the names. It’s a parody. We do not endorse, nor believe in whatever this post entails