dale steyn’s girlfriend, revealed!

May 4, 2011

there have been a lot of queries regarding Steyn’s girlfriend on the internets, and we would like to lay some rumours to rest. Steyn’s girlfriend is a female, and she is called Jeanne Keitzmann. This is her: For more pictures, there is a very awesome website I recommend. Its called ‘google image search’.

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Duncan Fletcher and Rahul Dravid

May 4, 2011

Rahul Dravid seems to be the happiest man upon hearing that Fletcher is to be the national coach. He was overheard saying: “He obviously comes with a great record, having coached international teams and a lot of great international players also. So I am looking forward to catching up with him when I get the [...]

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a little housekeeping

May 4, 2011

note: this post was written just after @mspr1nt and @mrsmithmachine decided to part ways with the blog. This blog, though sad, is looking forward to life, because this blog is optimistic about its future. Welcome to the all new Paddle Sweep, where cricket is a stream of thought, was always a stream of thought and [...]

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bloggers are like IPL franchise players

May 3, 2011

we move around, we change our minds, we wear hideous outfits and sometimes, we even change blogs. I’d been thinking about this for a while and, after consulting with a few people (thank you, by the way, you know who you are). I thought it’d be best to go back to doing my own thing, [...]

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BCCI discover living dinosaur species

April 28, 2011

Archeologists in India were stunned on Wednesday when the BCCI discovered the first living Dinosaur species. The species is believed to have originated in Zimbabwe and is of nomadic nature. Early tests show that it has travelled all over the world. Early experiments on the species shows that it is very sensitive to bright and [...]

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Happy Birthday Sachin

April 24, 2011

The Paddle Sweep team of Ankit, Ant and Warren wish Sachin on his 38th Birthday by presenting some lesser known quotes about him. Sit back and revere in amazement. Perfect Easter Morning.

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The PaddleShopper: Shane Warne launches new product range called “Bloody Liar”

April 18, 2011

  Shane Warne has denied claims he used Botox or had a facelift, saying his astonishinlgy new youthful look was to do with moisturisers, healthy eating and exercise. He admitted he used moisturisers, “New Estee Lauder moisturisers for my skin have made a big difference,” he said. On hearing his comments, Estee Lauder immediately contracted him [...]

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The PaddleShopper: The Proteas… What were they thinking!

March 28, 2011

As it sat and contemplated South Africa’s Cricket World Cup exit, one question kept going over and over in my head. “What were they thinking?” What the hell were they thinking? Well, this is what I think they were thinking. Feel free to add your own comments. And yes, this is in some way cathartic [...]

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8 things not to say to somebody after their team lost

March 28, 2011

Don’t tell me how to feel. Let me hold myself while listening to Barry White, please don’t come with your ‘comforting’ suggestions. You’re only comforting me into thinking it would be okay to kick your head in.

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when days are dark, fans are few

March 27, 2011

A few weeks ago @SuckTheMarrow wrote a scathing piece about his dislike of the Proteas. You can’t blame him, really. After a frustrating performance against England, you started to get the feeling that we were in for more of the same this World Cup. A nervy win over India and the crushing of Bangladesh then [...]

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