Indian cricketers: Hot Or Not (for the ladies)

by mspr1nt on October 4, 2010

Guatam Gambhir: Not. Seriously, this does not need explaining.
Virender Sehwag: Not, unless you are into Ninja Turtles. He might have a religion named after him but no, no, no and a million more times no.
Rahul Dravid: Hot. Not only is he very handsome man but he is also the ultimate gentleman. He will open the car door and the front door for you and bring you coffee in the morning and read you the paper while he kisses your eyelids as you wake up.
Ishant Sharma: Not. Too tall. Too skinny. Terrible hair.
Sachin Tendulkar: Hot. To call the little Master anything but hot would be a sin.
Suresh Raina: Hot! I’ve been a Raina groupie for a while now. Some ladies say he looks a bit like a raptor but I think he is absolutely adorable.
MS Dhoni: Hot. I don’t particularly like him but done is dashing.
Harbhajan Singh: Not. Despite the fact that he is a twat, he doesn’t really make my knees weak. No, just no.
Zaheer Khan: Not. I know most girls will disagree (he has a very hot body) but Zak’s arrogance is incredibly off putting.
VVS Laxman: Not. He’s a nice guy, he’s a talented cricketer but his looks just don’t do it for me.
Pragyan Ojha: Hot, hot, hot! Probably my favourite Indian cricketer at the moment and, much like with Raina, I’ve been a total groupie for quite some time. He is still fairly young (24) but he looks about 19. Perfect. Looking young but being legal and probably a bit more mature than a 19 year old would be. Hot.

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bettiwettiwoo October 4, 2010 at 11:56 am

Babe, Dravid hot whereas Sehwag not? No. No, no, no, no, no, NO. That is just … wrong.

Also, Ishant’s hair is hot. Yes, you read that right. Is. Hot. Not not. Hot.

shreya :) October 4, 2010 at 12:05 pm

Well, gauti too is hot…

bettiwettiwoo October 4, 2010 at 12:20 pm: Certainly hotter than Dravid. By … oh, miles.

Is Dravid our benchmark? Because then there are an awful amount of super-hot Indian cricketers out there. Sreesanth, come back: all’s forgiven!

abc October 4, 2010 at 12:04 pm

Gauti and zaheer are hot…k?

Wes ~PFCNFS~ October 4, 2010 at 4:26 pm

Dhoni easily best-looking Indian of all time. Gambhir could be interesting if I hadn’t been called a retard for not knowing his face. Ishant very special, I like him in a strange undefinable way. Khan nice to look at. Surely an Indian Hot XI would not contain Sehwag, Sachin, Harbh and the likes
Wes ~PFCNFS~´s last [type] ..The Mitchician

Sunny October 4, 2010 at 9:36 pm

Out of all the Indians, Dravid is the best I think. He could just do with being a little less serious.
Raina is okay though I do think he looks a bit like a raptor too..err..sorry, velicoraptor then. Maybe it’s because of all that product in his hair. But Ojha? Huh?

Nive May 5, 2011 at 8:34 am