We’re fans of Graeme Swann here at paddlesweep. In fact, he is probably the only 100% English cricketer I actually like. Him and Paul Collingwood, of course. But apparently Swanny had a bit of a wardrobe faux pas upon arriving in Perth.
As usual, Swann broke the news with a post on his Twitter feed which has since been deleted (or it hasn’t been deleted and this blogger is just over tired again, as usual).
Anyway, the way Swann was smiling while carting his luggage around can only lead us to believe one thing: he was getting down and dirty on the plane. No man smiles like that after a flight that long. Especially if you’re on the same flight as people like Tim Bresnan. Can you imagine how that bloke must snore? Most men would be doing everything but smiling.
However, we do know that orgasms release endorphins and endorphins make one happy so we have no choice but to believe that Swanny and Stuey were getting down and dirty in the airplane toilet. If the Tweet was deleted, it’s even more reason to believe so.
But it’s okay, we won’t tell anyone.
Is this the reason the WAGs were banned from the first few weeks of the Ashes tour? We can only assume and make up stuff…