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Terrence Howard, Peter O’Toole, Tommy Lee Jones and Frank Langella have something in common. All of them were nominated for the Academy Awards (Oscars) but did not win.

That does not undermine their talent, or importance.

Something that could certainly undermine it would be if they were not invited for the mega event. Imagine a nominee who is not invited to walk the red carpet! Now that would be strange. Really strange.

Imagine the magnitude of the effect on the egos of the said 4 people, if they were just not even aware that they had been nominated till after the awards were doled out to the respective winners (they not winning of course).

Something similar happened to this blog.

It was nominated at the Cricket Websites Awards 2009, constituted by the World Cricket Watch in the category Best New Cricket Blog, alongside Against the Spin, Thoughts from the dustbin, Pongo Cricket and of course, the Test Match Sofa.

As I have already tried my best to explain in a not so subtle way, I was not even informed of my nomination, and all this while I was sucking up to other cricket blogs who were nominated and lobbying my friends to vote for them.

In retrospect, I blame myself, as all I had to do was check. Low expectations, eh! Naah, I was just being a little modest. A little? Yeah, whatever.

So I was saying, the results are out, and here they are…:

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Yes, I came last, but that’s not the point. I could have come third, if I had lobbied. That is not the point either. The point is I was nominated. So I am happy.

Did you notice how I subtly changes the context of this post from ‘this blog’ to ‘I’. Maybe that is why no one tells me what the hell is going on.

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Some of you might have noticed that I was tweeting about the game @paddlesweep. This seems to be a totally one sided game on one of the flattest pitches of the world.

Here are few tweets which I consider described a major part of India’s innings:

now even I hate Ravi Shastri

i don’t like it when commentators forget the other batsman when yuvraj is out there #cricket

Just mispronounced Yuvraj as Uterus. Guess who?

RT @prempanicker: Find da guy who told MSD he has 2 “bat responsibly” as he is captain-& shoot him dead b4 he screws anyone else up. Please

gambhir getting excited

Ravi Shastri is one big cliche. BAK BAK BAK BAK…

and here comes the famous pessimist Laxman Sivaramakrishnan

MItch blocks MSD. In return, he gets a “meet me outside” stare

dhoni is requesting the cameraman for that ‘STARE’ shot. He wants that as his DP

pornstars are following me… #life

seems everytime I look up, it is a boundary…is it the highlights already

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i want to be confident about raina…but he has to give me reasons…

great innings by Dhoni…was too busy watching to tweet

That’s about it. Nothing worth mentioning from the Aussie innings which might still be going on.

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By Guest Blogger Uncle J Rod, the ballsiest blogger in the milky way

  1. Thou shalt not use reason, you are not a journalist, you are a blogger, be as unreasonable as you need to be.
  2. Respect thy domestic competition, but do not make love to it.
  3. Thou shalt always be willing to fall in love with a cricketer, no matter what his ethnicity is, or how much he kills your country, conversely feel free to hate cricketers from your own country.
  4. All blogs were created equal, but then page rankings took over, so link up fool.
  5. Idolize your favourite cricketer, not like they are God, but like they are way cooler than God.
  6. On the seventh day, take the piss, even a serious cricket blog needs a day when you just sit back and take the piss.
  7. Thou shall look outside the big three, reach beyond India, England and Australia, you will find things happen in other countries as well.
  8. Feel free to bag the ICC at all times, will never lose you fans my son.
  9. Do not use carven images, use Google images of sexy cricket shots.
  10. And remember, if you can’t say anything nice, say something with such vitriol that people are afraid to meet you in real life

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lost it? NAAH!

The Indian cricket team is in some sort of a media-created crisis. Everyone worth his penny is coming out and sniggering at MS Dhoni’s comments and his leadership. The same people, of course, never stopped short of showering accolades for him. That is ok, though. Happens in the world where any footage is good for a career as a cricket commentator.

The ICC meanwhile, has not considered those comments. In fact, it loves MSD as a skipper, so much that he has been made skipper of both the World XIs in the annual ICC awards this year. That is little consolation for a guy who, for the first time, is being doubted by the best.

Here is the list of awardees this year:

The awards were based on the performance of the team and its players for the period between August 13, 2008 to August 24, 2008 which included events like the ICC World Twenty20 2009 in England, the ICC Women’s world cup 2009 in Australia, the ICC cricket world cup qualifier 2009 in South Africa and many other bilateral test and ODI series.

Former West Indies captain Clive Lloyd headed the five member selection panel for the nominations. The panel included former cricketers like India’s Anil Kumble, Pakistan’s Mudassar Nazar, England’s bob Taylor and New Zealand’s Stephen Fleming.

Here is the World Test Team:

 

and the World ODI Team:

That’s it for now. I am tired.

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The Paddlesweep Reinvention Giveaway

September 29, 2009

In other words, the reason you went beyond the headline to read this.
Yes, it has been a long time since I started blogging. A really long time. Some call it six years, I call it a blink of the eye. All in all, a lot of enriching years of hard work. A lot of [...]

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what non-cricketing bullshit

September 9, 2009

i have seen a lot of downs in my life as a cricket blogger. I have had my posts stolen, and the guy who stole them got a higher revenue out of that. I have been pulled up for plagiarism (a false claim, of course). I have had to switch between blog a little too [...]

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The all new lady blogger! Apologies to cricket with balls

October 15, 2008

Welcome to the all new Free Hit. It is great to be all new. The all newness would be kept to this paragraph. The design has changed, and we have a new blogger on our roll.
The new blogger will fill the biggest drawback of a cricket blog which this blog suffered from – being a [...]

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What vicious blogging does…Cricket Australia reads the free hit

October 4, 2008

 
This is about Jason Krejza again. Sometimes I wonder why am I giving him so much footage. But with McGain gone, he IS their best spinner after all. If he is the BEST spinner, universal bagging rights were never cheaper in Australia.
 
Enough talk about things like the amount of talent he has and other shit. [...]

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Jason Krejza was a druggie

October 3, 2008

Shoaib Akhtar, Mohammad Asif and Jesse Ryder have a few things in common. A love for the banned substance is one of them.
 
Jason Krejza has joined that club. In retrospect of course. He has admitted that he was a drug consumer.
 
This is what he has to say:
I was the victim of a drink-spiking incident [...]

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Board President's XI vs Australia – Warm Up or Mind Games?

October 3, 2008

BPXI were about 360 odd at the end of day 1 in this warm up game. Rohit Sharma and Virat Kohli got centuries.
 
Jason Krejza went for 100 something in 20 overs. He is supposedly the main spinner in INDIAN conditions. He bowled 25 full tosses. He was completely shithouse.
 
Mitchell Johnson looked good.
 
All the above, if [...]

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