Jacques Kallis

What the World t20 taught me on Sunday…

May 3, 2010

1. The local broadcaster isn’t actually showing all the games. 2. South Africa no longer choke, they are just shit. 3. In order to qualify for the South African team, you have to be fat and losing your hair. 4. In order to get Graeme Smith to actually do some running, you need to have [...]

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Is it too early to say the DH word?

February 7, 2010

Well, I am going to say it anyway. Double Hundred. The Oros Man is very much within reach of it. And he is not ginger so he won’t pull an Ian Bell and be dismissed on 199. This is the danger with sub-continental pitches being as flat as Kate Moss’ arse. There is so much [...]

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here come the saffers

February 1, 2010

The South African cricket team, caretaker coach and all, have finally landed in Nagpur, where they would be playing the tour game as well as the first teat, albeit at different stadia. They looked all upbeat, based on the press photos, with the skipper looking his healthy best. Going by the headcount done specially on [...]

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