michael clarke

Meanwhilst in Australia

December 19, 2010

Greg Chappell has remarked that the only reason for them not sacking Ricky Ponting is because there is no other guy around to captain this team. In completely unrelated news, Pup has asked the Social Media Agency that represents him to start drafting a resignation letter. It must not be noted that model Lara Bingle [...]

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Why Australia deserved to lose to Sri Lanka

November 4, 2010

Michael Clarke. Yes, that is the end of this post. The Aussie skipper was the sole reason they lost. His body language, speech and captaincy makes one wonder if there is something wrong with Life, the Universe and Everything. Or is it just him? Picture this: Sri Lanka had one run to get. Two wickets [...]

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Captain Cute

January 24, 2010

Ladies and gentlemen….let me introduce to you the captain of the AP XI. It’s like treason for me and I would never take him home to meet my mother – I probably wouldn’t even date him since he epitomises jock, that popped collar, that cheeky grin, that tattoo on his arm. That shaved head. No [...]

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