I am, however, starting to wonder just how sound my judgement is on this one….but I present to you, the ulitmate spinning all-rounder (next to Dustbin Cricket’s King Nate, of course) Graeme Swann. Like the cute Jack Russell puppy that just pissed on your carpet and ate your new lingerie, Graeme Swann makes it ahrd to hate England or English…or people with big chins who like to drive drunk. Why? Because he has bee a [...]

Ladies and gentlemen….let me introduce to you the captain of the AP XI. It’s like treason for me and I would never take him home to meet my mother – I probably wouldn’t even date him since he epitomises jock, that popped collar, that cheeky grin, that tattoo on his arm. That shaved head. No matter what, though, Michael Clarke just absolutely ooooooozes sex appeal. The 28-yeard old with the golden locks and the perfect [...]