Overheard in Pakistani dressing room….

…this is politically incorrect and very offensive. Yousurf (stroking his beard, looking bemused): Shahid, why did you do what you did earlier? Afready (eating an apple): What are you talking about Yousurf? Yousurf(now starting to tug on his beard and get annoyed): The ball. You know we don’t make things like that obvious. Afready (chewing the apple chunk he bit off): But we were so crap in the first innings. I had to do something. [...]