sexy cricketers

Aussie Cricketers: Hot Or Not

October 2, 2010

Whenever I tell girls that there are hot men who play cricket they look at me in the same way they do when I tell them I don’t know how to do my own make up. We run a Cute XI series on here but I got distracted by the choice and we only got [...]

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Luke Wright cracks the nod to the Test squad…

July 30, 2010

….the Cute XI Test squad. It’s been so long since I worked on my Cute XI – the last time I worked on this I still thought Graeme Swann was a sexy cricketer. Not that he isn’t – there are just better options. Anyway. Luke Wright features possibly for no other reason than me having [...]

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Daniel Vettori named official captain

February 13, 2010

With Michael Clarke being stripped of the captaincy gig and the Cute XI left in disarray, the latest Hottie Elect – Daniel Vettori was more than welcome to step up to the plate. Paddlesweep came under fire recently for selecting Daniel Luca Vettori as its new captain but there are more than enough reasons why [...]

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Michael Clarke stripped of captaincy…

February 3, 2010

….of the Cute XI. The cricketing world was shocked on Wednesday morning when the news broke that Michael Clarke had been sacked as captain of the Cute XI. The news came following poor grammar usage on the popular social networking site Twitter where Pup used the term “would of” instead of “would have”. It is [...]

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I have a brain, therefore he is sexy

January 29, 2010

Yeah, yeah. This is taking way longer than first anticipated. Have you noticed that I have not picked a single Saffa for the AP XI? Let me reveal the wicketkeeper, ladies and gentleman: Kumar Sangakkara . He’s best known for that time he taunted and tortured the Saffas with that 624 run partnership with Mahela [...]

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Captain Cute

January 24, 2010

Ladies and gentlemen….let me introduce to you the captain of the AP XI. It’s like treason for me and I would never take him home to meet my mother – I probably wouldn’t even date him since he epitomises jock, that popped collar, that cheeky grin, that tattoo on his arm. That shaved head. No [...]

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I’m not a bad boy, just a keeper

January 21, 2010

He looks a bit like the tattooed bad boy your mother would hate and your father would ban you from seeing. And some times he is, some times when he bats properly and doesn’t fail at the top of the order. McCullum can also be a bit arrogant and he does a good job at [...]

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And the winners are…

January 19, 2010

I started this series on my old blog and then I forgot that I started it so I didn’t carry on with it. But now, because I want to create the wrong impression and there’s nowhere else this can be found on the internet really, I thought I’d start this again. My Aesthetically Pleasing XI [...]

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