No, it’s not really. I lied. It’s actually months away. But a post by Paddle about the IPL going 3D has me pretty excited. Will Lalit Modi be sending DLF branded 3d glasses all over the world – stuff we can collect at our local supermarket? What if you have one of those really old shitty black and white TVs? Will Mr. Modi be handing them out too if you promise to refer to your dinner as a DLF supreme tummy filler or when you get laid you can say that was so DLF?
We don’t know. All we know is that Lalit is a genius. He has made it okay for humans to be auctioned off as cattle – personally I think there should be a cheerleaders auction too. They must all wear wet, white tshirts and oil themselves up and parade around the stage and donate the money raised to charity to make it okay.
I rubbed my crystal ball this morning and then interviewed the sun, he said the future is looking bright.
Next we’ll have a month long break from all international cricket so that everybody can play the IPL. Even Americans and Brazillians. Then, we’ll have a transfer window like in the Premier League where tabloids churn out crazy rumours for a few weeks during and even prior to the whole shindig until people sign somebody you’ve never heard of from a country you didn’t even know existed.
Believe it, because you read it here first.